When you order please include the caption (if you wish you can cut & paste, then change on the form) you require, taking particular care over spellings of names etc. If you want to include a logo please email a jpeg as an attachment.

Overall framed size - 18 x 14 inches

Anyclub Member: "OK I'll accept John Smith breaking 100 doesn't qualify, but offering to buy everyone a drink - surely that's got to be a miracle in anyone's book!"

Anytown Vicar: "There, you see - there's no official mention of John Smith's eagle being a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "I thought so, John Smith arriving on time is not officially regarded as a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "There’s nothing in here that says John Smith's hole-in-one officially qualifies as a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "I always say a little prayer when I'm playing ahead of John Smith!"

Anyclub Member: "According to John Smith there's an eleventh Commandment saying Thou shalt not play golf in the rain!"

Anyclub Member: "According to John Smith there's an eleventh Commandment saying thou shalt not tee-off before 9 a.m.!"

Anyclub Vicar: "If God had meant John Smith to play golf, he'd have made fairways wider!"

Anyclub Vicar: "I don't care what Jill Smith told John, Golf is definitely not one of the seven deadly sins!"

Anyclub Vicar: "Just as I thought John Smith is wrong - shopping is not one of the seven deadly sins!"

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Cartoon ref: Vicar

You can offer the personalisation service to Company Golf Days. Simply order blank cartoons and print the captions yourself so you can add the actual names of winners immediately after results are in, pop into frames and present them as prizes on the day.

Framed (18 x 14 inches) @ £55 each

Mounted but unframed @ £28 each

We can brand cartoons with logos @ £10 per cartoon

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